Total Medals Earned: 19 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 385 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/27 (65/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title.
Get punched out by Tom.
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Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (285/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.